Six Weird Things

1) I’ve gotten migraines all my life, starting in childhood due to some back problems.  Get you some chiropractic, my friends.  Not all of them are kooks.  I still get migraines as an adult if I don’t vent, as in don’t bottle up my anger.  Bleah.  Barforama.  Thank God I get the weird visual warning cues (some ppl don’t) that give me 30 minutes to find a dark quiet spot to silently moan (because actual moaning would hurt).

2) Me and narcotic drugs have a one time use issue: they work once and then do weird things to me the second day (like turn me into a psychowoman).  So much for my dreams of being heroin chic.

3) I am the dishwasher nazi.  You must stack to acheive the optimal amount of space.  Dishes lined up, silverware narrow side down, cups on the sides, etc.  This all started from being the dishwasher as a child (instead of using one) and the queen of the dishrack.

4) I read in the bathroom.  (this is not weird for men, but somewhat weird for women).  I started doing this as a child (Freud would LOVE me) so that I could get some extra fun reading in instead of homework.  When my parents asked me what I was doing, I could say, “going to the bathroom” which was true instead of lying and saying my homework which was not, since I wanted to read the fun book.  I have great memories of CS Lewis from my bathroom.

5) I love to vacuum.  I love the way the carpet looks with the little rows and how the fibers stand up.  I love seeing all the crap that comes out of my carpet that I get to throw away.  I love how a room can be messy (somewhat) and look nice just because you vacuumed.

6) Soda is only good from a fountain.  It tastes different and is fizzier and stays fizzier than a can or bottle.  I dislike 20 oz bottles completely.  Its going to be a long three months without my fountain soda.  I am weaning to coffee.  Wish me luck.

I am not tagging anyone since I am probably the last person on the bloggin’ earth that has done this.

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